"Un-beleepable" comes to mind. -- Editor
Y'know... There is ZERO doubt.
No doubt whatsoever. 0. As in Nada. As in Zip. As in 1/x as x travels past infinity.
The RebelMoose is a True Ling. Because really, it seems that solely Lings do the opposite of what's expected. :)
You see, 2 days ago, I had to take the RM (not to be confused with the CM, CommanderMoose) to the vet to extract a malformed tooth.
Behold the thing, part 1. When dogs undergo, well, I suppose ?
any vet-type procedure where operating the jaws in a "Chomp!" motion is Not Good to the vet, they are put under via anesthesia. Yay!
So! The RM was put under. And, to ensure he kept breathing (a very good thing, wouldn't you say?) they intubated him and gently inserted the tube down into his trachea. Yay! The tube itself, it looks like:
And like I said, Standard Operating procedure is when the dogs wake up, they start to flail their feet and the vet knows to draw out the offending
tube.
Not MY RebelMoose!!!
When MY RM woke up, I'm imagining his thought process went like this:
Step 1.) Jeepers. I am awake. And I am in a strange place. Perhaps I should panic.
Step 2.) Hmmm. There's this thing in my mouth and I cannot dislodge it. Before panicking, perhaps I should take care of this situation.
So he did. And bit *clean* thru
it. Meaning, of course, the part that was left in his trachea was, well, left in his trachea.
Enter the heroic vet who decided to retrieve that part!
Let us return you to the RM's thought process.
Step 3.) Eeeek! Lady, I don't know you!
So, he bit the vet.
He was then put under *again* so they could draw out the rest of the tubing, and finally, everything
was completed. Yay!
You'd think that, wouldn't you.
I (I, being Barb Ling) then received the following phonecall from the vet.
"... normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF normal stuff normal
stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff .... oh, and if I have to visit the doc to see it, unfortunately the "bite incident" will be on his file, going forward."
Can you believe that?? I mean, the RM had just come out of anesthesia!! Talk about the world being unfair!
Wah!
However, mind you.... it *would* make for one heck of a story to include within any pet-care infoproducts one could create, right?
And that's why you're going to love these next 2 matricies Dennis and I released! Ready for the excitement? Alrighty!
The 2 niches are Pet Care and Training, and Dog Breeding and
Genetics. Why, you ask?
People are know to spend meeyons of bucks and more for their pets, that is why! For many folk, they take the place of kids who are considered to be adults and have left an empty nest. But let us not halt there! Heck, you *cannot* even know when people's kids are so disappointing to them (How disappointing, Barb?), the parents retreat to the joys of caring for their
pets (who simply want to love them and NOT overthrow the world).
The structure of these 2 matricies... well, you will have the layout for 40(!) possible infoproducts.... in 2 niches where when people say, "oh, bit clean thru the tube? How much do I owe?", it would be paid without a single thought.